Does it matter if I have my shirt on or off? Is that going to… “lose face”…?
(Chuckles) No, darling, it doesn’t fucking matter if your shirt is on or off. As long as you don’t TALK SHIT — that’s how you’re gonna lose face.
Oh. Okay… I just wasn’t sure. I’m learning a lot.
Yes, well… I don’t actually know that much either.
Which political party is your cousin?
Does it matter?
I think so…? I’m curious…
It doesn’t matter.
Why doesn’t it matter to you!?
Because you never know I could actually also be related to a Taiwanese Donald Trump Millennial equivalent on the OTHER parents’ side of the family who is also talking a LOT about throwing his hat in the ring and running in the OTHER political party and then it’s like, those two are gonna be the two new faces battling each other out — Taiwanese Republicans vs Democrats — and yet our core family is the only family in the whole country blood related to BOTH of them!
(MOUTH SO WIDE, JAW DROPPED CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WITH HYSTERICS) ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
No. I’m not serious! This is all FICTION!!!
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