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Future: Secret Service

Wow. Australian Secret Service are all outside this wedding venue… except it’s for your friends, not mine.

Yeah… (Giggles)… the public thinks its for Beyoncé. But Beyoncé’s not here! We didn’t want to bother her.

(Laughing)… There’s new stations outside. All they can report on are the rumours on Reddit. All they can show are screenshots from Reddit users’ sensationalist theories. They don’t know what this is really about, or who is actually at this wedding.

Yeah. It’s not a bad thing. Publicity associated with a rumour? It’s relatively harmless. Or at least, in this context, it is.

I don’t think any celebrity needs Australian Secret Service or the Australian Prime Minister’s approval for their services. It’s YOUR friends — NOT MINE!

(Chuckles)… Hey, my Dad still wants me to run for Taiwanese Female President one day as a life long goal and achievement — are you ready to be the spouse of that?