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Domestic Life

I’m still thinking about the mysterious pop star that you are connected with, through three degrees of separation, that I don’t know.

(Chuckling) What? What about this?

Well. What if I bump into them at the MET GALA?! What if I see them on a red carpet somewhere?! WHO ARE THEY?!?! I want to know!

NO. Because — you’re not welcomed yet, into that pop star’s personal space. Like, you don’t know if they want to welcome you. — Unless there’s some legitimate professional reason for a collaboration — this is unnecessary.

I’m sure you would appreciate the same level of respect if it was the other way around.

But how will I meet them one day!? I want to know who they are!

I can TELL YOU who they are FACE TO FACE… okay? I’m not gonna email, or text you the name. I can tell you face to face. It’s not that serious that it can’t just be an anecdote face to face.

Oh… but is it possible that we will meet one day?

Only in the domestic life.

What do you mean?

In the domestic life. I am connected via the bride. I don’t have anything to do with anything — if there was a family holiday? Say, a family cruise — and there were more families. Oh, wow, bumping into these people, and those people. And then get introduced. That would be the only likely way. They don’t even live in Australia — not that I’m aware of. — It would just be on a random family holiday, and they happened to be there, and our mutual friends happened to be there, and they’re feeling comfortable to invite us into their space — like a dinner party, or a barbeque or whatever. Just a normal interaction in domestic life, not pop star life. That’d be the only way.

So even if we’re on holiday — just us two — and you spot that celebrity? You can’t just go up to them and say, “Hey! We have mutual friends!”

Of course not. That’d be ridiculous!!!

I feel like you’re implying this celebrity is more successful than me…

(Chuckling) Maybe they are…

Like, way, way, WAYYYYYY more successful than me?! And my bros!!?!?!?!?

(Laughing)

What does that laugh mean, yes or no?

(Nodding)

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?