(Freaking out!) I can’t believe this. What did you just say about Slytherins?! You’re worried that our kids will be judged by other Slytherins?!
What?! Is that such a surprise…?
Only a fuckin’ Slytherin would CARE about being JUDGED by OTHER SLYTHERINS!!! I can’t believe you’re a FUCKING SLYTHERING!!! I thought you were a RAVENCLAW. I thought you were a SCHOLARSHIP STUDENT. What the HELL??!?! You’re a SLYTHERIN?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
(Can’t stop laughing) How is this a surprise?!?!?!! Didn’t your older brother tell you that we’re all Slytherins?! HE’S A SLYTHERIN TOO.
No he’s not! He’s a GRYFFINDOR. WE’RE A GRYFFINDOR FAMILY. WE’RE NOT. SLYTHERINS!!!
Oh. Okay. Well he’s the only Gryffindor amongst us. The rest of us are the Slytherins. The Asian Slytherins.
Asian Slytherins. Do you realise how IRONIC that sounds?!?!!!?
No…?
Never mind. I can’t believe I’m married to a Slytherin. OH WELL. Too late NOW… (Throws hands in the air)
You’re so SILLY! Omigosh! And YOU’RE A SLYTHERIN. Sure, I can believe Older Brother is a Gryffindor, but YOU’RE A SLYTHERIN.
(Chuckles) (Smirks) You know me too well…
Silly boy. Silly Slytherin boy.
…
Yeah, that was a funny memory… do you still think we’re Slytherins now?
No… maybe not… I think I am more of a Ravenclaw these days, actually. Not so Slytherin. And you?
I think I am 100% Gryffindor these days. Yes. I’ve grown out of that Slytherin phase. Nothing about Slytherin makes me interested or intrigued. I’m a Gryffindor.
Yeah. I can see it too. Now. Older you. Gryffindor all the way.
So, now we’re a Ravenclaw + Gryffindor couple. We’re Cho Chang and Harry Potter!
(Chuckles) Okay. I guess. If Harry got Cho, like he originally wanted…
(So happy, smiley, hugging, kiss kiss)
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