We’re not Slytherins, we’re Slytherin-adjacent.
We are? You and me, both?
Fine. You’re a Gryffindor, like you always said. I’m the former-Slytherin now-Ravenclaw Slytherin-adjacent.
(Chuckles)
I don’t believe we will have any Slytherin residue in our DNA if we do give birth to some offspring. They’re gonna be either Gryffindors or Ravenclaws.
No Huffle Puffs?!
Maybe… Okay. Either of those three, but No Slytherins!
Aww… I wanted every family member to represent a different Harry Potter house…
Our Pets can be Slytherins, we can have a Slytherin dog, a Slytherin cat. That’s it.
(Bursting out laughing hysterically) Nobody else gets how funny this is…
(Laughing) They really don’t. It doesn’t even make sense but we’re the ones both laughing…
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