“We’re going to make spell jars today… for LOVE!”
Oooh? Love…?
Pink rose petals
Crystals
Lavender essential oil
Distilled water
Glitter and fairy dust
“Write down your intentions onto this piece of paper. Write what you want in a relationship. Write what qualities you want to find in your Soul Mate.”
“We’re going to bind it together now, with this string, or a ribbon — up to you. It’s your own practice! Do what feels right.”
“So mote it be.”
…
Sitting around on top of Mount… whatever, I don’t remember the name. Southern end… maybe even Northern New South Wales.
“Did you know? When I bought this house. The real estate agent told me, it used to belong to David Bowie?”
(Everyone is shocked in laughter)
“Yeah. It used to be his safe place. His getaway. He really liked the Gold Coast. He liked the energies. And this was like, I don’t know, 1970s? 1980s? Gold Coast was different back then. Even more placid. I mean, look at the views! Would you be surprised? This house used to belong to David Bowie!” (Allegedly).
It’s really gorgeous. It takes a while to drive up… it’s so secluded.
“How do you get internet up here?”
“We have a tower, over there.”
“Oh, so it’s not that secluded…”
(Vrroomm, vrroom, vvrroomm)………
The Witches roll their eyes. “Bloody bikies! Every Sunday! It’s like their religion.”
Tell me more about the Spell jars? What happens after we make them?
“Well, my dear. Don’t you know? Witches have the BEST relationships. All those women out there who are fucking afraid of their own sexuality — they’ve got no idea. Witches have the BEST SEX and the MOST LOYAL MEN. When a man meets a Good Witch — he’s like a moth to a flame.”
And Soul Mates? What if you just want to meet your Soul Mate?
“My dear! Write that down! Manifest it.”
So I don’t want to attract too many guys. I don’t want all that attention. I just want my Soul Mate to appear.
“Okay — but you’re really pretty. I can’t like unwind that kind of magick that you’re born with.” (LOL)
“Just write it down with your intentions. I don’t think you can stop the attention. But you don’t have to acknowledge it.”
Okay… sounds like a plan.
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