Friend 4: “Have you been… talking to Common Name again?”
Me: “Yes.”
Friend 4: “I didn’t want to be the one to have to tell you… please don’t shoot the messenger…”
Me: “What is it?”
Friend 4: “Well, he is trying to make you fall in love with him again, just to break your heart.”
Me: “What? How do you know this?”
Friend 4: “The Villain told me.”
Me: “How would HE know?!”
Friend 4: “They’re guys. They talk…”
Me: “Fuck.”
Friend 4: “Do you believe it?”
Me: “I don’t know…”
Friend 4: “Well, if you believe it then, just keep your distance… Don’t fall for him again.”
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