Tell more more about this Taiwanese Friend. I want to know everything. Why have you given them the number 8?
(Wait a minute. I just did Kundalini, Day 11! Let me make a note of it in my drafts)…
Okay. Taiwanese Friend 8 has been given the number 8, because I associate 8 with being a lucky number. And this friend is a lucky friend. They are a bearer of “good luck” energies — wherever they are in the world. This friend is very, very lucky.
Why are they so lucky?
Well, they bumped into your BROs, randomly, on the STREET! Isn’t that very LUCKY?!
(Laughing) for the purposes of this blog, I can acknowledge, sure, fictitiously, they bumped into them on the street. Wow. Such luck. But really, when I think about it. Because they’ve been your friend all these years, I have to agree. They are lucky. Luckier than me.
Awww… sweetie…
No, I’m being serious when I think about it. They are, very, very lucky. You never blocked or ghosted them? Why don’t I feel jealous?
(LOL) I don’t know? Shouldn’t you ask yourself that?!
Did you ever talk to me about this friend?
It sounds plausible. It sounds like I would have. Over the years. The timelines. It would make sense… that I may have briefly mentioned this friend. But I also can’t remember it, specifically… I think it’s more likely — in previous Facebook accounts — there’s just some group friends’ photos, Taiwanese friends, and they’re around.
Nope. That’s not it. I don’t get to see your Taiwanese friends’ group photos. — HOW MANY ARE THERE?!?!
(LOL)… Well, I don’t know how the Universe simply orchestrated that they bumped into your bros on the street in Seoul, but they did.
Bumped into them on the street… you know that doesn’t actually happen? It just wouldn’t be happening. Not literally.
Okay?
Have you ever been to Seoul?
No.
It’s not possible. They’re not going to BUMP INTO THEM on the STREET.
(LOL)… OKAY?!?!?!?!! Well… that’s what they TOLD MEEEEEEE…
Oh… that’s what they told you? That was their story?
YES! So…? I don’t know the real facts? I wasn’t there…?
Right. You weren’t there. You’ve never been to Seoul.
Nope. Never.
Okay…
What?!
Nothing… Your brain is like a foreigner, you have no idea what you’re talking about when you’re talking about Seoul.
That is… correct. (LOL)
It’s just an imagination of the city. Maybe from a travel book or something.
Yes.
Okay. — Why am I not JEALOUS?!
What?! Of the friend?!
Yeah. We looked them up. We know who they are. Your Facebook friends.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… I don’t know why you’re not jealous!?!?! Why is it such a puzzle for you? To figure this out?
I don’t know… but I’m sensing… you did once… tell me… about THIS friend… but now… I’m having amnesia… I can’t remember it. I really, really can’t remember it. I haven’t had this feeling. It’s very rare. But I… CAN’T… REMEMBER… IT…
(LOL)
Why is this funny? What do you know!?
I know nothing! It’s just funny because… you can’t remember, either! You’re not super-human. You’re still human. And that’s a good thing.
Hmmm… what can you tell me about Taiwanese Friend 8?
(Deep breaths)… The friend is not your fan.
Oh?
The friend is a Swiftie. Not a fan of you and your bros.
Oh? So they’re not coming to the concert?
No. Only the “daughter” friend is going. And some of her friends, who I don’t know.
Right… daughter friend has other friends… who will be at our concerts. And they’re ALL innocent little girls?
Yes. Definitely. She would only have innocent friends.
Okay. Good to know. Swiftie Taiwanese Friend 8?
Hmmm… they’re very lucky, because… they often “bump into” a lot of celebrities…
OH? They DO?
Yes. It’s just pure luck. They just do it all the time! There’s no strategy. There’s no formula. There’s no secret connections. They just bump into them.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)….
What’s so funny?
Because I KNOW that YOU mean it! But I also know — other people, will think, “What is she trying to say?! There’s gotta be a hidden meaning” — and there’s NOT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……………….. ^0^
I still feel like, I want more information…
One of the very famous people that Taiwanese Friend 8 has bumped into is from a very powerful, well-known family in this world.
Oohhhhh? Should I be intimidated?
No. Not at all. It was so random. Seriously.
I believe you.
(LOL)
How do YOU have friends like this? Who are just so lucky?
I don’t know. They’re part of the Taiwanese Buddhist community.
There ya go.
What?
I needed that confirmation.
Oh?
Yes. It’s all good.
