Friend, please, I know you have psychic abilities. I just really need your help here. It’s the Taiwanese guy. We just had a fight. I just really, really need to know if he’s the One. If he’s not the One, I’ll drop it. I’ll forget about him. If he’s the One, I’ll work on it. I know I have it in me to work on it, but is he the One? Is he worth it? Is he worth all this energy, all this effort, to “work on it” — if he’s not the One?
(Friend, settles me into her living room, we sit on some cushions in the floor, lights some candles, incense, puts on soft background music)… Okay… okay… Just take some deep breaths…
Hmmm…
I don’t think he’s the One.
Really?!
No. There’s someone else…
Right. (Heart starts to let go… ) Who?
You might’ve already met him.
(CONFUSED) … I can’t think of anyone in this moment. What does he look like?
He’s… blonde? But also… sometimes he changes his hair colour.
(More confused!)
He’s… kind of like you… a little bit, European or American or something Western… but also… Asian influences?
What?
This Taiwanese Guy is not a good guy. I mean, he’s a good guy in society, in general, but he’s not a good guy FOR YOU. This other guy, the European Asian guy, he’s a good guy for you.
WHO the FUCK is HE?!?!?! I’ve already MET him?!!? I can’t think of anyone!
Oh… you’ll meet him again… when you least expect it.
(Big sighs) I hate it when it’s like “When you least expect it” cos I’m always looking around trying to find him!!!
(Laughs) He knows. He wants to surprise you…
WHAT??!!?!?!?
He wants to surprise you, he doesn’t want you to see him coming.
So I’m supposed to just live my life? Forget about this reading? Just live my life and then one day, poof! He’ll appear?!
(Nodding, smiling) Yes. Just live your life. Don’t worry about him. He’ll appear.
And if I’m dating other guys and it’s the wrong guy?!
You can’t hurt him. He loves you unconditionally.
…
What the hell…? That was the weirdest psychic session I’ve ever had…
(Friend, opens her eyes) What did I say?
I didn’t record it but… you said (this and this and that)…
Friend, gossiping girls trying to decipher these messages… Oh, I’ve never channelled like that before… That was, weird for me, too!
Yeah… even your voice changed… like… deeper?!!?
(Weirded out)… deeper?! A DEEP VOICE?!!?!?
…
2025:
Hey, umm… I don’t know this friend.
No, you don’t…
They’re not in the mutual friends group.
Nope.
They’re not… Taiwanese? Buddhist?
Nope.
Who are they? Boy or girl?
(Weird expression, why would you wonder about the gender)… Girl…? (Literally just typed above! She’s a GIRL!)
Are they… gay? straight? bi? They?!
LOL… they’re a GIRL who’s perfectly HAPPY with her current BOYFRIEND...
Oh. Okay. LOL. Keep going…
Well, I don’t know what to say. I didn’t realise, either, until I just typed this out… she’s a vessel… she’s a telephone booth… for us?!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA) — WHAT THE FUCK.
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