Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Are you attracted to my new face?

(Devilish grin) of course…

(Raised eyebrows) of course?

As long as it’s not… too youthful. Like it can’t look like a minor, I’m not a predator…

(Huge burst of laughter)

And when it looks even more feminine… I’m kinda just appreciating it as a work of makeup artistry… but it’s taken me out of the realm of attraction.

Oh? There is a whole “realm” of attraction?

(Chuckles) yes, why?

Not “of course” — ?

I don’t know… what are you asking?

Tell me more about this… realm?

Well… if there’s facial hair, for example.

Oh yes, I didn’t think about that part…

A little bit of facial hair, stays in that realm. Easily. Right?

Right…?

But if you grow a big, bushy beard? Like say it goes all the way down to your belly button?!

(Another huge burst of laughter)

Then, I think we have left the realm… (laughing)

The realm of attraction.

Yeah. I mean, it’s not impossible, with a big beard (LOL)… but you’re stretching it.

HAHAHAHAHAAH… Okay, I’m not about to grow a big beard.

LOL — Thanks. So then, your new face will easily stay in that realm for me. Very attractive.

VERY attractive? (Raised eyebrows, devilish grin)

Yes, of course…

(Smiling, nodding) ahh… of course… (Going in~~~)

…

I think, the new face gets hard to maintain.

What do you mean?

It gets wrinkled easily, it’s dry, it’s worn and weary…

Oh? People really can’t tell. Not even me.

It’s the glamour team. They do a really good job. They’re very, very talented with their makeup artistry…

Yeah. Wow… so you can’t replicate that when you’re home on your own?

Not at all. I don’t even own makeup brushes! What am I going to do? Maybe some tinted sunscreen and a lip balm. That’s all I can do.

(Smiling)

You don’t mind it?

OF COURSE NOT

(Smiling, nodding, raised eyebrows…) (Going in, again~~~)

(She starts moaning, really LOUDLY… and he has a BIG house. Nobody else can hear her moans…)

You know that’s funny cos I know you meant, literally, a big house, but everyone else is going to think you’re alluding to my body parts.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA……

(Smiling, big grins)