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I haven’t watched it yet…

What?

My Facebook friend

Facebook friend?

She’s a friend of a friend but we became friends on Facebook and Instagram… (It’s REALLY OBVIOUS… lol)…

Who?

She’s really harmless. Really innocent.

What haven’t you watched yet? What? Facebook friend? Huh?!?!

She has a private account. I can only see the videos because I’m now her friend.

Videos?

Videos of you.

WHAT?!

(Laughing)… Yeah, but I haven’t clicked on it.

She has… videos… of ME?

No, not you. I misspoke. The characters.

The characters? She has videos of the characters… okay…? Fan edits?

Nope.

(Shook) It’s videos of me but it’s not fan edits?

Nope.

(Laughing) I don’t know, I haven’t clicked on it yet!!!

Is it real or is it A.I.?

You know what, you’re right. I should probably just click on it to check that it’s not A.I.

Who is it?!

IT’S REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS BLOG COULD EVEN JUST STALK ME AND BE LIKE “OHHH? THAT ACCOUNT?” IT’S SO. OBVIOUS.

So why aren’t you naming this account? Like Rob Li the Korean chef or whoever?

Because she’s a private citizen. She’s innocent. Very innocent. She adores the characters. Love her like a daughter. Please.

WHAT?

Please. Promise me, you’ll love her like a daughter.

Is she our daughter?!

HAHAHAHAHA… NOOOOOOOO (laugh-crying)

(Phew!) The mind games you’re playing today…

She’s a TAIWANESE friend.

Ooooh… okay… Taiwanese… (relaxing a little bit)…

Has she been to some concerts?

I’m not sure… Also, by Taiwanese, I mean, an acquaintance made via a Taiwanese connection. I’m not actually sure if she’s Taiwanese, technically.

Right… so she might not be Taiwanese?

No. She could be Korean. I’m not sure about that last name.

What is the last name?

I’m not writing it on this blog!

Okay. So it’s not videos of the concerts?

Nope.

(Puzzled)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

Why haven’t you clicked on it yet?

Because it’s the CHARACTERS. It feels weird. I don’t want to click on it.

Why does “SHE” share them on her private Facebook page?

Because she’s an INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL. And the characters made her day!

Hmmmm….

Just keep that in mind, please.

Okay…? I always DO….

Good.

Good?

Good.

Good.

Who is the Taiwanese connection?

Now you’re digging deeper.

What is the riddle?

Taiwanese friend. Possibly Korean friend. Seoul. Holiday. Met your bros, somehow… I don’t know how, honestly. Just bumping into them on the street?!

They’re not gonna “bump into them” on the STREET. (Eyerolling)… WHO IS THIS CONNECTION??!?!!?! (Extremely intrigued…)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………………..

What do you want me to do about this?

Nothing. Just some random information.

Is she… coming… to a concert?

Who?

The “daughter” friend.

Yup.

(Nodding) (smiling)

Why are you smiling?

I don’t know! I just feel… light and happy… that you have… a friend of a friend… coming to a concert. Which concert?

(Peering) I’m not sure if I should spell it out on this blog

Okay. Fine. So I don’t get to know which concert. Which means — EVERY CONCERT. I have to give my A-game. I have to give the performance of my life. Because YOUR FRIEND is coming to possibly ONE of them. And you’re not coming to any concerts. But you can see HER VIDEOS that she keeps PRIVATE.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha……………….

This has really energized me.

Good! (Smiling)