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“More Taiwan”

What?! You want to know more about Taiwan?

Yes. Tell me more about Taiwan. I want to learn anything and everything. Tell me all about it.

Are you a SPY?! Like, why do you want to know so much about Taiwan!? It’s WEIRD.

(Laughing out Loud) — No. I’m not a spy. I want to learn more about Taiwan, because that is where you are from originally.

That is SO SUSS. Dude, you’re being. SUPER. SUSS.

How can I prove to you that I’m not a spy?!

I don’t know… I mean, you’re a good actor… the martial arts… don’t you think it all adds up to the fact that you COULD be a SPY for your country?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

(REALLY, REALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD, LIKE ALMOST ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR LAUGHINGGGGGG)

I STILL DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS TO THIS QUESTION.

How would I know for sure?!?!?!?!?! ^0^