Which of the Common Name characters has been your favourite?
I don’t have favourites. They’re all you so I love them all equally.
Be honest. Which one caught your attention?
LOL… the blonde one.
Why? Not the basketball jersey puppy?
No. Not that one… the one in the interview on Aussie TV with your bro. Talking about Vegemite and Tim Tam’s… he seems… older, than the basketball jersey puppy — even though, he may have even been wearing a basketball jersey in the interview? I don’t remember those details.
You don’t remember those details? What do you remember about him!?
Not much! Just the Vegemite and Tim Tam’s!!!
Be honest.
Just his arms crossed, smiling…
Something about that smile?
No, not exactly… something about the, “I can’t really be fucked but I’m gonna keep going with this interview anyway” attitude…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…
And, also, I don’t know, maybe a familiarity with Aussie culture. The Vegemite and Tim Tam’s…
You fucking HATE THAT SHIT. YOU HATE TALKING ABOUT VEGEMITE AND TIM TAMS WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT AUSTRALIA.
(LOL)
(Smirk)
What? What are you planning?!
It’s… a surprise…
…
So, who is he?
Who?
The Blonde… Tim Tam-er?! Is that his name?!
No, that’s not his name.
What’s his name?
Lindsay.
(Can’t… take this seriously)… WHY is his name LINDSAY?!?!?!?!
You know why… (smirk)
I can’t talk about it on this blog…
Nope! No you can’t!!! (smirk, smirk, smirk, about to burst into laughter)
…
I keep picturing you blonde at our wedding. But it doesn’t make sense.
Oh? Why doesn’t it make sense?
Because… why would you risk the paparazzi and everything stalking you at our wedding?
Who says it’s a risk?
What?
You don’t need to worry about it. If you keep picturing me blonde at our wedding then I’ll be blonde at our wedding.
But I don’t even know if that’s what I want.
But you keep picturing it.
Yes. But I don’t know if that’s what I WANT…
Well you keep picturing it so maybe your SUBCONSCIOUS IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
Stop matching my energy with more crescendo energy!!!
Or, or, I have a better idea, I could just kiss you right now!
(LOL)
(Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss……)
