(Looking around in both directions) You mean, like, right now?
(Chuckles) No… on our first date.
Oh? OH… Ohhhh…?
When I go to meet Anu for our first date. Because I’m going to drive myself there, you don’t need to pick me up. Then, when the date is ending, Anu’s going to walk me to my car, in the carpark. Then, standing outside beside my car, Anu’s going to grab my waist, pull me in. We can feel our groins up against each other’s, and he’s going in for a gentle kiss.
I’m going to place my hands around his neck, I’m going to grab his hair and squeeze, every time, it hits a spot. I’m not going to moan like in the cinemas, or maybe I will? I’m not sure… but it will be the best first kiss we’ve ever had.
Standing up? Still beside the car?
Yes. The car is more like a wall. Go for it.
How will I know when to stop?
My hands will drop from the hair squeeze…
Like a release.
Yes. Then you’ll have to let me know — when can I next hear from you? When will you call me? Or text me? And if you have already decided, in that moment — When will I see you, next? You have to make sure that I know it, so then I mark it on my calendar. I can take the days off work, whatever, just to free up time to see you next.
I’m not going to ask. I’m the lady. You have to let me know, so then I don’t have to ask.
(Smiling, nodding) I can do that.
(Eyes widening… looking at my body, up and down…) I’m so excited.
(Giggles) (Hair toss to the side)
Oh Woman, you are tempting me too much…
Stay wherever you are. Finish the contracts. Then come find me when you’ve got some days off.
