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Still Processing…

Do you understand what you’re asking?! That’s like a guy, dating a girl, the girl always waxes her armpits, then the guy goes, “But I haven’t met the authentic you. On our wedding night, can you not have waxed armpits?”

(LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD CRYING)……………

So it’s not that serious, is it?

I don’t know…

You can still marry me, even if you haven’t seen “the authentic me”...

(Smiling)… maybe….

Don’t fucking maybe me. I’m not finding this funny. I need to dig more. Tell me.

(SIGH)… if it was only the armpits, sure, that’s easy…

(Nodding)

I’m still processing…

I’m not going to push you. I’m not in Australia right now. Take your time