You don’t really know Anu.
No… he feels foreign…
He’s an Asian man! I’m Anu!
Yeah… it’s weird…
He’s more contemplative.
Hmm… yeah, I guess.
He reads a lot.
He does?
Yes. He likes to read. He has big, thick glasses. Like a scientist.
He’s more left-brained…
YES.
Interesting…
Are you attracted to that?
… Yes…? Obviously…? Why are you asking like that…?
(Big breaths)… I need to know that you’re attracted to that.
I am! I totally am…
Well. That’s the guy you’re marrying.
HAHAHAHAHAHA… okay…?!
That’s the guy that’s going to meet your family and friends.
Okay…
A normal Asian guy.
Okay?!!
Anu is around… 80% of the time.
That’s fine.
Is it?
Yes.
You can live with that?
Yes. I like having him around. He’s nice.
No, no, no, he needs to be more than nice. Pick another word.
Anu is… sexy…
Is he?
In a… sexy… introverted Asian man way… yes…
(Smiling) Good. Okay.
Anu is kind of shy…
He is. He’s really shy.
Anu… hasn’t… visited me… in real life…?
Yes he has. You just didn’t notice him cos he seemed like any other Asian guy in your orbit.
(Laughing)… What did he do…?
Nothing yet. He just watched you from far away.
