Would you have still loved me, this time around, if I never changed my face?
Yes. 1000%.
But my face is changed. Are you attracted to the new face?
Yes. They’re both very attractive faces. Because they’re both you. And I love you. You could keep changing your face, and I’ll still love you. Change your hair, change your eye colours, whatever look you have of the day, I love you.
But not the young boy, not the basketball jersey golden retriever puppy…
Well, it’s getting a little weird when you’re looking like a 14 year old, yes… anything that is, normal adult, even baby faced adult is alright but the styling with the basketball jersey, that’s just too young looking. Keep it at your concerts, not when you’re on a date with me.
But sometimes I’m just relaxing around the house with a basketball jersey on.
Hmm… I think it depends…
On what?
Maybe if you are in your real form… no makeup, no dyed hair, no coloured contacts, a basketball jersey with FACIAL HAIR should be fine…
(Nodding)… (thinking about it)… yeah, I’m not going to do that.
HAHAHAHAAH… so why are you asking?
It was just a hypothetical question. I was just wondering… where’s the line with what I’m wearing, how I’m styling myself when I’m with you.
Well, if you have no makeup, no contacts, no dyed hair and you’re letting your facial hair grow out like the man that you are, you can literally wear anything and it’s fucking sexy.
(Smiling, taken aback)… Have you been imagining me in my natural form when you…?
Yes. 1000%. It’s so hot. I love it.
(Wide eyed)… really…?
I don’t even know why this is surprising to you. I don’t know where these insecurities come from. I can’t relate. You — all natural, organic, no artificial additives you — FUCKING SEXY.
(Shaking his head)… I still don’t believe that in myself.
Well, I do. I believe it. I feel it.
Do you even remember? I feel like you don’t fully remember, how I really look like in my natural form.
I do. I remember.
What do you remember about it?
(Smiling)… I remember I got fucked with a diamond dick. How about that? Is that enough reassurance? And even though it was made of diamonds, it was fucking hot and sexy. And I want more.
Do you remember I have natural curls?
Yes. (Biting my lip)…
(Eyes bigger and wider, bewildered)…
Why can’t you believe that you’re fucking irresistible just as you are? No makeup?
(Still shaking his head in disbelief)…
I like the feeling of skin to skin. I don’t want anything else in between our bodies.
I want that too… but… I feel like a monster taking advantage…
WHY would you think THAT?!
Because I am the monster. I feel like, you’re just having a weird bestiality kink. And it’s not really love… it’s a weird… lust…
Oh? Really? Oh? Maybe I do need some time away with some self-reflection, too… is it a bestiality kink? Hmm… Now I’m not sure…
This is the first time, I’m suggesting time for myself… I think… I’ll need time too… I want to see you. But I feel more confident with makeup on.
That’s okay. I don’t mind it… (eyerolling)… It’s like… maybe… 95% but not 100% — I don’t think I’ll get all fireworks at 95% but I’ll still have fun.
(Fully taken aback) — YOU CAN’T GET TO 100% UNLESS I’M IN MY NATURAL FORM?!?!?!
Uhuh………………………………………… is it really that surprising?
We’re taking this conversation offline.
YES. OF COURSE WE ARE.
