Are you coming to New York?
I don’t know… I haven’t booked any flights or accommodation.
Do you want me to book them?
NO! THAT’S THE LAST THING THAT I WOULD WANT YOU TO DO. OMG.
So what’s the hesitation?
Well… there are still some lurkers… I don’t really want to go to New York now, it’s too obvious...
Who are they? Give me their handles, I’ll deal with them.
HAHAHAHAAH… No… they’re harmless…
So why don’t you come to New York?
Because I’m lazy. And I have other things going on here… and I have my budgets… so I don’t KNOW yet about FLIGHTS because I need to WAIT AND SEE how much I can get on frequent flyer points and how much else I would need to allocate… because I’m not getting any younger and I am reluctant to fly Economy, so I need to see how much it’s going to cost to book a more comfortable flight, and if I can’t afford that, then I can’t really… (sigh)… be bothered…
I can book you a very comfortable flight.
NO! I DON’T WANT THAT EITHER!!!!
Why do you always do this?! What are you trying to prove?!
I don’t know! But I know I don’t want YOU to do that! People will TALK and GOSSIP. It is more protective of YOU, to just, not do that. Throw that thought away. It’s not happening.
So… what will you do with your tickets?
Probably nothing.
Not re-sell?
Nope.
Why not? (Can’t be bothered?)
Yeah… I can’t really be bothered. And a part of me wants to feel like, well, there’ll be two empty seats in the nosebleeds. And maybe that is where our Spirits can sit. You know, we can watch from there. You get what I mean?
(Smiling)… maybe I do…
So, our physical bodies, are doing our thing. You’re on stage. You’re in autopilot. My body is in Australia. I gotta be where I gotta be. But there’ll be two empty seats. And our Spiritual bodies are sitting there, watching this… New York concert… they’re watching.
(Smiling very BIG now…) I like that idea…
See?! So I don’t need to book flights. I don’t need to book accommodation. I’ll just leave it. I’ve got two tickets. We’ll be there together in Spirit.
That sounds very romantic. Tell me… any other reasons? I’m trying to get to your Truth. I can feel it’s not quite there.
*SIGH*… I don’t looooooooooooooooove the whole group’s discography like that enough to sit through a however long, two hours or whatever concert… even when I watched some YouTube replays, I’m just jumping to the timestamps of the songs I like. I can’t sit through THE WHOLLLLLLLE CONCERT……………………… (eyerolling).
(Smiling). THANK YOUUUUUU… I KNEW ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Big Smiles)
Why, is this funny to you!?!??!!!?!
It’s hilarious. I love it. I love you.

