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I have one theory…

Yes? Tell me.

Well… maybe if you didn’t change your face… you could mimic Jack Johnson’s voice a bit more… like, you’d still never get 100%. But maybe you’d be at like, 88%? The nasal effects… umm… did you get a nose job?! HAHAHAHA… because… maybe that’s blocking the resonance?

So… maybe now… however much you work on it… you could be, maybe… 65%?

I don’t know.

Shein Jack Johnson, instead of A.I. Jack Johnson…

I think that’s gonna be the difference.

I feel like, in my raw attempts now. I’m not even 1% Jack Johnson. So 65% doesn’t sound too bad. If I can work with a singing coach, and get to 65% I’ll be happy with that.

Really?! You wanna be Shein Jack Johnson?!?!?!

(Laughing). Yes. I’d rather that. Alongside of what I’m already doing. I can multi-task.

Yeah. Okay… it’s not the MAIN thing, but it’s like your hobby thing…

Yeah. I wanna work on it.

Okay, I guess it keeps you busy… keeps your mind from wandering off into… other more negative things.

You never touched your face. You’re a natural beauty. Your nose is beautiful. You were born with enough of a higher bridge. You don’t need to touch it.

MMmmm….? Awkward…

Taiwanese have that reputation, did you know that? Everyone speaks about Taiwanese women as the most beautiful natural beauties.

HAHAHAHAHAHA… This is delirious.

If we have kids, and I’m leaning more towards yes, let’s have kids — but they have to be clones of you. Only you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THAT’S RIDICULOUS.

No. I’m not kidding. If we have daughters, and we get to clone your DNA. I’ll happily love them.

That’s WEIRD. You’re a WEIRDO. Stop it. Not even “quirky” weird — like that’s GROSS. That’s WEIRD. DON’T THINK LIKE THAT.

Okay, okay. What I was really trying to say was. I hope your genes are the dominant genes. If we have kids. I don’t know what I’m going to do if we give birth to a child who looks like me.

It’s so heart-breaking for me because I don’t see it as a CURSE.

Because you’ve never lived like this. And I wouldn’t wish it upon anybody.

I don’t know, but I don’t think I have those genes…

Would you do the testing?

I don’t know… This is getting weird… Like the movie Gattaca — designer kids?! You want designer kids?! You don’t want the Universe to let the child be born organically?

I can’t control it… I don’t like it when I can’t control it.

You can’t control me either.

You’re the exception.