“Did you hear? Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up?”
“WHAT?! No, no, no, no, no. It can’t be true. You don’t write a song like London Boy and break up after 6 years.“
“It was on CNN. I can’t believe they were even reporting on a pop star’s love life!”
“Whaaaaat… no! It can’t be true! I’m devastated! I need time to process it!”
“I know, right?!?!?!?!!?! But people were saying, that’s why he hadn’t shown up yet to the Eras Tour!”
“Oh my god. This reminds me of when my parents were getting divorced. I’m not kidding. I’m traumatized.”
(Hugs) (Hugs)
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