Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

My mother always like to say, “Whatever age you start doing yoga, your body’s going to stay that way…”

Assumingly, if you keep it up…

Which I haven’t been…

I don’t have my yoga body anymore.

I have… I feel like I have an “okay” body for someone my age but I’m not a supermodel.

On the bigger end of the spectrum.

People who don’t know me, just seeing me in public, probably think that I’m pregnant.

…

You… have a fetish for pregnant women. (Glaring)

It’s sooooo… weird!!!!

You, weirdo!!!