Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Mum, “Who’s scarf is this?”

Me, “Oh, just a friend’s.”

Mum, “Are you going to give it back?”

Me, “Umm… I haven’t seen them in a while. They’re not in Australia right now.”

Mum, inspecting the scarf, “It kind of looks like my scarf. The paisely pattern.”

Me, “Yeah, it sort of does.”

Mum, suspicious… “Is it a girl or a boy friend’s scarf?!”

Me, “It’s just a scarf. Leave me alone. Get out of my room! Oh my god!”