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Psychic Reminders

Psychic Reminders

“His Dad really likes you.”

“Okay…?”

“Just remember that. If you’re ever in a situation doubting your place in their family’s dynamic. When you’re together, when you’re married. Sometimes, they might not be good at showing it. They’re not like your family. It’s a bit of a cultural difference. Don’t overthink it. His Dad really, really likes you…”

Okay…?

I still have no fucking idea what you’re talking about, Psychic Lady… The Hannah Montana stuff was ridiculous enough. I’m not really going to take any of this to heart because right now it is a non-existent father-in-law?!?!!?

“His Dad thinks you’re really good for him. You helped him to ‘straighten up’. You’re a good woman. Exactly what his son needed.”

… Okay? Flattered by my non-existent father-in-law…?!

“Do they want grandkids? Are they going to pressure us?”

“Oh no, it’s nothing like that. I’m not getting that energy. They are not fussed.”

Okay. (Shrugs shoulders) At least there’s that

“His side of the family really likes you. He’s more nervous about how your family’s going to react to him.”

… (numb)… because I don’t know who this is… I can’t really… react to this psychic message?

“He’s going to need a nicotine patch.”

(Chuckles) “WHAT?!!?!”

“He has his vices. And he gets nervous. So when he meets your parents, he’s going to need a nicotine patch.”

“Oh…” oh… kay…?!?!?!!?! (Shrugs shoulders) if he needs it, then… who am I to stop him?

“It’s just upon the initial meeting. He won’t need it after he meets your parents a few more times.”

(Sighing into this) “Okay…” I can accept that.

“He’s not perfect, but he’s perfect for you. And you’re perfect for him.”

(Smiling) “Okay…?” — WHO IS HE!??!?!!?