His voice in this song is so much like Justin Bieber.
It’s so easy to listen to. It’s just such a chill and fun song.
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Anyways, it’s Christmas as I’m typing and there’s no Santa Claus. No chimneys in this house.
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I don’t know why I’m suddenly awake.
I don’t know why I felt the need to write my previous post (LOL)…
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I don’t have many other stories of the Bouncy Boy.
He was very bouncy. Like the basketballs of his basketball jersey.
Golden retriever puppy.
Way too young — is this guy like 14 pretending to be 23?!
Nah. Not for me… I’m not dating a bouncy boy… I can understand, if a Millennial man has moments of turning into a bouncy boy at home… but I don’t see myself getting “swept off my feet” as a MILLENNIAL WOMAN in the initial phases of dating, by a bouncy boy.
It’s not happening.
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He’s cute. Oh, if I was 10 years younger… what a sweetie pie. All smiles. Like a bright ray of sunshine. Not jaded at all by life.
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For some reason, he also smelled really good.
What… is that… it’s not perfume… it’s not cologne, it’s not deodorant…
Dude’s just been running around in the sun, sweating.
Am I a cougar? Am I really like, a predator cougar? What…?!
No. I’m not! I’m not that!!!
Get out of my face. I’m NOT. That.
