The Melbourne Bitch?
… Well…
She actually does come back during Brisbane night life activities.
It’s rare, I’m always there. Being a lifeguard. But she does come back…
…
I’m your Gold Coast Doll, who’s gonna be your Brisbane Wifey.
But to get to any of us, you have to firstly go through Kundalini Hippie.
She is the gatekeeper. She is the first… level… in this game.
Level 1 – Kundalini Hippie
Level 2 – Gold Coast Doll
Level 3 – Brisbane/formerly known as Melbourne Bitch (night life)
Level 4 – Wifey… maybe not set at a particular location. Or mostly Brisbane?
…
You’re gonna be a gentleman.
You’re gonna be friendly, and polite, and nice, and ask Kundalini Hippie to hang out, and she will say yes.
She’s very open to new experiences, new friends, new activities. Anything that’s positive, optimistic, happy and freeing.
She’s great for first dates. No pressure whatsoever.
Almost like a friend — but the yoga hippie in her is also pretty flexible!
You can kiss, you can hug.
By the time you do more… she’s turning into Gold Coast Doll.
If you cross that line, she’s your Gold Coast Doll.
…
Gold Coast Doll is slightly more needy and demanding.
She’s a GIRLFRIEND.
She’s not… a random bitch you’re dating.
She wants daily texts and/or calls. Video calls.
She wants reassurance.
She wants a new wardrobe.
She likes material things. She doesn’t always relate to the hippie.
She’s easily blending in at work. The current day job.
She’s happy. She’s smiley. She’s feminine and she’s sweet.
…
When you’re feeling ready, to take her out to Brisbane for some night life…
She’s transforming into Brisbane Bitch.
She’s got a little bit more of an edge.
It might even sting a little.
Don’t know if you want her around ALL. THE. TIME…
Because she’ll also start reminding you of the Melbourne Bitch.
There’ll be comparisons, “Hmm…” Is she going to hurt me?
No. She’s more tame as Brisbane Bitch.
Brisbane is a bit more mellow.
A softened version of Melbourne…
…
And then…?
It will still evolve.
Sometimes you’ll meet… others…
I don’t know, I can’t describe it all right now.
Slight variations. Depending on the moment.
The Buddhist?
The Taiwanese?
The Scholar?
The Women’s Rights Activist?
Maybe…
She’s all of these things. That’s me. I’m all these versions of her.
I’m a Flower, not a Stream.
Ms Chameleon.
Your future wifey.
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