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Psychic Predictions

Psychic Predictions

The psychic closed her eyes, nodded her head. Breathed deeply.

“Oh, this is interesting…”

(What is it?)

“Hmmm. Have you ever seen the show Hannah Montana?

“No…? But I know what it’s about?”

“You know what it’s about, right, right…” eyes still closed.

“So, I’m getting that, he’s trying to say to me, that he kind of lives like a Hannah Montana life? And he wants you to join him, in the part of the life where it’s like a normal life. Not the super star life. Does that make sense?”

(Yes and no…?) “Sort of…” (Can’t think of WHO this IS…?!)

“Oooh, you’re very special.”

“No….” (Can’t believe this!)

“You’re very, very, very, very special TO HIM.”

“Okay…?”

“He doesn’t wanna lose you.”

(Still baffled, you haven’t given me any details like what’s his NAME?! Age?! Height?! Nationality?! What?!)

“He doesn’t wanna lose you… AGAIN.”

(Taken aback), psychic saw the weird facial expression. “Can you think of anyone that you broke up with in the past that might want to come back again?”

“No. I literally can’t.” My mind is completely blank. Who the FUCK is this PERSON?!!? Hannah Montana?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

Psychic raises her hands in the air. “That’s all I’ve got. I’m sorry. If you’re not happy with these messages, I can give you a refund.”

No… it was still energy… no refund necessary… just a little confused, that’s all…