Were you Mr Incognito ordering an ESPRESSO?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: “Ugh, this customer wants an espresso. What the fuck is that?”
Coworker: “Oh, it’s just a short black. Ask them if they want 1 or 2 shots.”
Me: “Did you want one or two shots?”
Mr Incognito: “Umm.. 2 shots”
Me, okay… making a short black with 2 shots…!
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Coworker: “That was weird”
Me: “Why?”
Coworker: “I dunno, I just got weird vibes. They were staring at you… like so intensely…”
Me: “Were they!?!?!?”
^0^ lol…
Who the fuck orders an espresso?! NOT AN AUSTRALIAN.
It’s a SHORT BLACK!!!
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