Mr Black Credit Card…
You knew I would notice.
You fookin knew!!! (LOL)
Like, who the hell is going to walk into such an establishment and pay for such a small item, with THAT CARD?
With your sunglasses, and sweet smile.
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If you weren’t such a gentle man, I wouldn’t have been impressed.
If you were acting sleazy, or entitled in any way — I would have been turned off.
I would have decided, “Just another rich dick.” And I wouldn’t have payed that credit card any attention whatsoever.
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Well, maybe one raised eyebrow… but that’s it!
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Yes, I know the credit card.
Yes, you know I have friends who have it. (Well, we don’t talk much any more, but yes, once good friends)…
Yes, you know I know the story of PRINCESS MARY before she was PRINCESS MARY and SHE noticed that PRINCE FREDERICK had that card when he first met her at the bar!!!
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You… PEACOCK!!! ^0^
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
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Did the black credit card influence my decision upon reflection?
Yes.
I can’t deny it didn’t add… plus points… towards attraction and intrigue…
LOL
And there’s many, many, thousands upon thousands upon thousands of women in this world who would marry you, regardless of all your self-perceived flaws, just based on that card alone. They wouldn’t care. They would happily take on whatever you threw at them. Just for that card. To be married to that card holder. Oh yes, without a doubt, it wouldn’t be difficult to find “a wife” — anywhere across this globe.
So… why me?
Why? ME?
Why do you want me to be Mrs Black Credit Card?
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I don’t know if I’m worthy for that responsibility.
Can we please downgrade?
Mrs Platinum Card — I can handle.
I know how to navigate quite comfortably…
Can you just keep that black card for yourself? I don’t need to be a part of that entity?
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Share it with your Mother? Share it with your side of the family?
Not me…
I don’t “need” it…
I don’t want to take on those financial energies.
I don’t want my name as a supplementary card holder.
You can bring it out to “save the day” if ever the day needed saving. Under your name. Your usage. Your authority.
I don’t need it. I don’t want it. I don’t want my name anywhere near it.
Keep me away from your black credit card, please.
*sigh*
You can pay for the kids’ private schooling.
I’m not buying groceries with a black credit card. It’s unnecessary.
Please do not buy me anything with that card. I don’t want a paper trail to have anything to do with that card and me.
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